'The Noisy Tide of Time'

A Night in Carleon: As Told through the Expense Report of Reinhardt Posen

Expenditures Report of The Young Master His Lordship Sir Reinhardt Posen

to

Senseschal and Accountant of Finances Abroad Herr Jorn Wurst-Heftigwurst

from

7 Septimus P.M. to 8 Septimus A.M.

for the Necessities and Upkeep of the Prince (and co.) upon their arrival in Carleon

*R: annotated comment by the Young Master His Lordship Sir Reinhardt Posen
*J: annotated comment by Senseschal and Accountant of Finances Abroad Herr Jorn Wurst-Heftigwurst
*F: annotated comment by Her Majesty Eisenfurst Fauner Posen I

1g Reinhardt & Co Seven individual rooms, Oaten Sheaf
-1g Reinhardt & Co Return Seven individual rooms, Oaten Sheaf
20p Reinhardt & Co Transfer Fee
1g 50p Reinhardt & Co Shared Suite, Oaten Sheaf
-1g 50p Reinhardt & Co Return Shared Suite, Oaten Sheaf
20p Reinhardt & Co Transfer Fee
3g Reinhardt & Co Deluxe Shared Suite w/ Adjoining rooms, Oaten Sheaf

*R: Separate rooms for the ladies, of course

10p Reinhardt Add. Silk sheets, Oaten Sheaf
5p Reinhardt Service: sheet change, Oaten Sheaf

*R: Well I wasn’t going to touch the old ones

10p Essie Add. Silk sheets, Oaten Sheaf

*R: Once Essie saw I had them, she wanted them, and you don’t turn down a lady’s comfort
*J: I am certain all decisions were purely done out of the young master’s goodwill

10p Vera Add. Silk sheets, Oaten Sheaf

*R: Well I could hardly treat one lady and not the other

10p Werner Add. Silk sheets, Oaten Sheaf

*R: Honestly I think he was just doing it because everyone else was, but I didn’t catch it til the next day

1p Reinhardt Ale, common, 1 glass
-1p Reinhardt Return Ale, common, 1 glass
2p Reinhardt Ale, fine, 1 glass
-2p Reinhardt Return Ale, fine, 1 glass
5p Reinhardt Ale, superior, brandy barrel-aged, 1 glass
60p Reinhardt Ale, superior, brandy barrel-aged, 12 glasses
1g Reinhardt Ale, superior, brandy barrel-aged, 1 keg

*R: For everyone, not just me, of course
*J: Of course

2p Remy Add. Clock, wake up-call, Oaten Sheaf
1g 10p Remy Damages, clock, dismantled, Oaten Sheaf
20p Reinahrdt, etc. Damages, Silk sheets, ale stain removal, Oaten Sheaf
30p Reinhardt, etc. Add. Silk sheets, Oaten Sheaf
5p Inigo Boot black, Oaten Sheaf
10p Inigo Steel polish, Oaten Sheaf
10p Inigo Sign for unmarked package from ‘business associate,’ no courier service given for receipt

*J: I’m assuming the young master vouches for this honorable transaction

1g Reinhardt & Co Pre-order, breakfast for 21 guests, Oaten Sheaf

*R: I really don’t remember ordering that
*J: Perhaps it was done by your gracious hosts as a precaution against morning regrets, master

10p Werner Spear, magic, Burke’s Blades
-10p Reinhardt Return Spear, NOT magic, Burke’s Blades
10p Werner Spear, magic, Burke’s Blades
-10p Reinhardt Return Spear, NOT magic, Burke’s Blades
40p Werner Spear, magic, x4, Burke’s Blades
-40p Reinhardt Return Spear, NOT magic, x4, Burke’s Blades

*R: Look, I found mine in a Syrneth ruin with what were obviously Drachen markings and it has a demonstrable ability to improve my martial prowess so it IS magic, and these knock-offs are peasant tomfoolery designed just to irritate me!
*J: I have no idea what the young master is talking about

50p Remy Services, Jenny’s Guild
50p Inigo Services, Jenny’s Guild
50p Werner Services, Jenny’s Guild
50p Vera Services, Jenny’s Guild

*R: Hello!

50p Reinhardt Services, undisclosed

*R: Wink wink, nudge nudge
*J: Say no more

10g Bartholomew Services, Jenny’s Guild

*R: Master Bart was yet unconscious at this time, but apparently had accumulated a significant tab

-50p Werner Return Services, Jenny’s Guild
50p Werner Impossible to return Services, Jenny’s Guild
-50p Werner Return Services, Jenny’s Guild
50p Werner Impossible to return Services, Jenny’s Guild
2g Reinhardt Injury pay, Bouncers, Jenny’s Guild

*R: I TOLD Werner I wouldn’t be paying for him but he put his services on my tab anyway, and the shrews refused to honor my demand for fair accounting, at which point brutes were dispatched, forcing me to give them a lively thrashing
*J: However did we fare here at court without you, young master?

50p Reinhardt & Co Carraige Ride, Royal Menagerie
op Reinhardt Admittance, noble, after-hours, Royal Menagerie
25p Company Admittance, commoner, after-hours, Royal Menagerie
11g Reinhardt & Co one score baby, albino, Cathayan howler monkeys
-11g Reinhardt & Co Return, one score baby, albino, Cathayan howler monkeys

*R: I was informed this purchase was not possible

11g Reinhardt & Co Payment for theft/loss one score baby, albino, Cathayan howler monkeys

*R: I have no idea what happened to them!

2p Essie Leash and collar, baby, albino, Cathayan howler monkey

*J: No idea what happened to the other 19, I presume

2g Reinhardt & Co Ferry Ride, Luxury Lines
50p Reinhardt & Co Banquet, Luxury Lines
10p Reinhardt & Co Tips, mummers, Luxury Lines
25p Reinhardt & Co Tips, midget jugglers, Luxury Lines
25p Reinhardt & Co Tips, jugglers of midgets, Luxury Lines
16g 33p Reinhardt & Co Various, Luxury Lines

*J: I long for the time wherein we discuss this fantastic item in detail, young master

Total Expenditures:

47 G 33 P

*F: No.

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